“Finally, he sat behind and said, 'Just give me a snare drum.' I had bought a Plexi Ludwig snare because I wanted to try it, and he put it on the drum kit, and he said, 'That’s the sound.'” - Bob Rock
— Lars Ulrich While in studio recording St. Anger
Some say Stonehenge was built to summon this monster from the ground. His breath, the earth shattering scream, will devour your soul and service to Satan as dessert. If you are living in peace, enjoy it while it lasts. He is right around the corner.
Professional shit disturber. Harbinger of Chaos. The man has many names. He was created by the universe to mock the absurdity of the human race. He will not stop. No one is safe.
Jackson "Jar-Jar" Cockle
Professional caffeine consumer, Amateur beat keeper. This antiproduct of society is a crossbreed between a demon and a metronome. If you can’t find him practicing blast beats, you’ll definitely find him getting his monster energy fix.